Is it just me, or do the new caps on Coke bottles suck? They're more shallow, and as such become harder to grip when the bottle or your hands are even slightly moist. They have, like, zero traction.
Speaking of shallow, I refer you to the above. Hey did you guys know there is a war going on and there are people being killed at Wendy's and puppies being thrown off cliffs everyday?
HEY COKE FIX THESE BOTTLE CAPS OKAY? IT'S IMPORTANT.